Useless is the name of Teen Ax’s new cassette on Street Muscle. It is a very evocative name, because the music this Sydney duo creates is pretty bloody bleak. When I say they’re the ugliest band I’ve heard for years, I’m not commenting on their physical appearance. Because that’d be rude.

The title track, embedded below, is the sole sampler that exists on the internet at present, but I possess the whole thing and can confirm that this track is not wholly representative of what you’re going to hear, if indeed you do. There’s a proper review coming soon.